How to Get Rid of a Minister

Authur Uknown


1. Look him straight in the eye when he is preaching and say "Amen" once in a while.

    He'll preach himself to death in a few weeks.

2. Pat him on the back and brag on his good points.

    He'll work himself to death.

3. Start paying him a living wage.

    He's probably been on starvation wages so long he'll eat himself to death.

4. Rededicate your life to Christ and ask the preacher to give you a job to do.

    He'll probably die of heart failure.

5. Get the church to unite in prayer for the preacher.

    He'll become so effective some larger church will take him off your hands.

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