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What if God Had an Answering Machine?
Author Unknown
When men fail you - - - - call Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful, - - - - call John 15
When you have sinned - - - - call Psalm 51
When you worry - - - - call Matthew 5:19-34.
When you are in danger - - - - call Psalm 91.
When God seems far away - - - - call Psalm 139.
When your faith needs stirring - - - - call Hebrews 11.
When you are lonely and fearful - - - - call Psalm 23.
When you grow bitter and critical - - - - call 1 Cor. 13.
For Paul's secret to happiness - - - - call Col. 3:12-17.
For idea of Christianity - - - - call 1 Cor. 5:15-19.
When you feel down and out - - - - call Romans 8:31-39.
When you want peace and rest - - - - call Matt. 11:25-30.
When the world seems bigger than God - - - - call Psalm 90.
When you want Christian assurance - - - - call Romans 8:1-30.
When you leave home for labor or travel - - - - call Psalm 121.
When your prayers grow narrow or selfish - - - - call Psalm 67.
For a great invention/opportunity - - - - call Isaiah 55.
When you want courage for a task - - - - call Joshua 1.
How to get along with fellowmen - - - - call Romans 12.
When you think of investments/returns - - - - call Mark 10.
If you are depressed - - - - call Psalm 27.
If your pocketbook is empty - - - - call Psalm 37.
If your loosing confidence in people - - - - call 1 Cor. 13.
If people seem unkind - - - - call John 15.
If discouraged about your work - - - - call Psalm 126.
If you find the world growing small, and yourself great - - - - call Psalm 19.
Emergency numbers may be dialed direct. No operator assistance is
necessary. All lines are open to Heaven 24 hours a day! Feed your
faith, and doubt will starve to death! Imagine praying and hearing this: "Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following four options: * Press 2 for thanksgiving.
* Press 3 for complaints.
* For all other inquiries, Press 4."
What if God used the familiar excuse:
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call on God in prayer? * For Michael, press 2.
* For any other angel, press 3."
* "If you want King David to sing you a psalm, press 6."
* "To find out if your relative is here, enter his/her date of death and
listen for the list that follows."
* "For reservations at My Father's House, simply press the letters
J-O-H-N on
the keypad, followed by the number 3-1-6."
* "For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
and
where Noah's ark is, wait until you get here!"
* "Our computers show that you have called once today already. Please
hang up
immediately."
* "This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again Monday."
End
of message."
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