"The Best Vitimin for a Christian is B1"

"Christians, keep the faith. . . But not from others!"

"Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."

"If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard."

"God answers knee mail."

"No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!"

"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"When we forget ourselves, we do things that will be remembered."

"We were going to waste, but God recycled us."

"A stiff neck usually supports an empty head."

"Few speed records are broken when we run from temptation."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

"Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."

"How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives":

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" (U R)

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B 1".

"Under same management for over 2000 years."

"Soul food served here."

"Tithe, if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

"You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving."

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"We should be more concerned with the Rock of Ages, instead of the age of rocks."

"Don't give up, Moses was once a basket case!"

"Come early for a good Back-seat."

"Life has many choices; Eternity has two. What's yours?"

"Worry is - interest paid on trouble before it is due."

"A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash."

"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"

"Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary."

"Delay is preferable to error."

"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."

"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."

"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday."

"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."

"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"May is God's apology for February."

"To belittle is to be little."

"Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."

"God answers knee mail."

"Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back."

"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pew."

"Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers."

"When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there."

"God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?"

"Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set."

"Peace starts with a smile."

"A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises."

"We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges."

"Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em."

"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."

"Forbidden fruits create many jams."

"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage."

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats!"

"Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!"

"The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us."

"The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you."

"We don't change the message, the message changes us."

"The best mathematical equation: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given."